The Getschers: Funny Conversation

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Funny Conversation

Maybe my sense of humor is way off base, but I found this conversation absolutely hilarious. I was laughing for like 10 minutes after...

I was in the middle of feeding Eliza...
Ethan: Why don't I have milk?
Me: Because you're not a woman and because you don't have breasts.
Ethan: Yes I do. My finger has milk.
Me: Really?!
Ethan: My finger is a breast.
Me: Wild laughter.

He sucks on his finger for a second, takes it out, and says "See? Milk!"
Then he points his finger at the carpet, pretends to spray, and says "See? It's spray milk!"

Interesting boy.

4 comments:

The Stanford Bunch said...: HILARIOUS! isn't it funny the little questions that come up when you have a baby and an older child?!?!?! she's beautiful!; 3:23 PM
Jenny said...: thanks for the laugh:) Ethan, you're cool.; 1:10 PM
mary said...: Oh boy...; 4:55 PM
Getscher said...: Like they say about all of us Getscher's; The nuts don't fall far from the tree!
Daddooo; 10:33 PM

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Ethan's Expressions

10/17/10 Mark came home from a church fireside and Ethan said, "How many fireworks did you see?"
10/1/10 Ethan came home from school and said they made a scarecrow but then said they didn't make it with any "scares" in it.
7/1 Ethan was playing with his good friend Addison outside. Eliza was giving Addison big, cheesy, flirty smiles and, even worse, was blowing kisses at him. I then asked her if she wanted to kiss Addison and she nodded her head yes. Boy crazy already! Ahh!
7/1 Mark was talking about Chris King hubs for your bike which supposedly are the best and, in his words, will outlast the bike rider. Ethan said, "Chris King hubs won't outlast Jesus since Jesus never dies." Smart boy.
12/29 "Eliza thinks Rudolph the Reindeer is HER reindeer." He often comes up with silly things that Eliza "says" like this. He has often told me that Eliza thinks she's a mommy and always is telling him what to do.
12/15 Mark said he would take Ethan on splits with the missionaries if Ethan ate all of his dinner. Ethan said, "Great! But I don't like it (dinner, that is)." He said this about 3:00 before I even started thinking about what we would have for dinner.
12/14 Ethan likes to get into Eliza's crib and play quite often when they're supposed to be sleeping. One night we went to check on them at 10:30 PM (!!) and they were still awake, playing. He excitedly exclaimed to Eliza as we walked in, "It's a miracle we're still awake!!" And then proceeded to ask us, "Is it morning time?"
12/13 Ethan asked me if he could draw all over his body. I cautioned him against it, saying that his body was a temple and that we wouldn't be drawing on the walls of the temple. I wanted him to make his own choice... he thought about it for a while and then asked, "Well then, can I draw a temple on my body?" Smart boy.